Frankly, I don’t know what it is about California, but we seem to have a strange...– Burt Prelutsky, Los Angeles Times (via goodbyeobama)
tastemygayrainbow: if you date me you get to touch my butt anytime you want
Yahoo buys tumblr, and suddenly ads appear. Oh, I’m sorry, not ‘ads’, just ‘tumblr radar.’
youknownothing-ouiserboudreaux: I just saw someone refer to a nap as “horizontal life pausing” and I am adopting this immediately.
Star Trek Into Darkness
Can I just…for a second…I really can’t…I mean…WHAT HAPPENED IN MY LIFE.